Steely Dan -

When I was in my twenties I rode a rusty  old "bollock buster" to and from work in Soho. I called the bike "Steely Dan" and ever since have used the name on a variety of two, and four wheeled vehicles. 

My current small collection of scooters comprises: Schwinn Sting-Ray micro kick scooter, b-Pro fold-up mini kick scooter,  Mibo Master 16" wheel kick scooter and a 1000w Chaos Electric scooter. 

Each of these are used for different expeditions, shopping, sightseeing - and in the case of the electric - hill climbing, the common requirement is that at the very least they can carry a bag with oxygen cylinder on the handlebars. I will tell you a bit more about each as I go.